Saturday, August 10, 2013

Omegle Chat

Never Show That People Bother You... What The Fuck Kind Of Conversation Did I Just Have?


.Im bored ,leave your numbers so I can text you?? by the way this isnt perverted, I hate those questions. I just need some new friends xD!

Stranger: nonononono

Stranger: My number is 911

You: Right

Stranger: Text me

You: Dido

Stranger: Dildo*

Stranger: L2Spell

You: Nope

Stranger: Wait

You: I don't even know what that means

Stranger: >I need some new friends xD

Stranger: >implying you have any friends at all

You: ...

Stranger: >Faggot kill yourself

You: Sorry, I'm not a homosexual

Stranger: Then go fuck a dude in his butt

You: but really you shouldn't say that

You: Haha, you're funny

Stranger: Then you can join the homos in the gay fairy land of fagville

You: I think I will. It sounds fun

Stranger: You won't no balls

You: What?

Stranger: You won't become a faggot faggot

Stranger: Be the biggest faggot you can be

You: Hey if I do whatever

You: God will love me no matter what

Stranger: Or atleast try to be a nigger

Stranger: Lol

Stranger: >implying God is real

You: God is real

Stranger: Wanna pray to Santa too?

You: Santa isn't real

Stranger: WHERE'S YOUR EASTER BUNNY NOW FAGGOT!?

Stranger: In your head where it should stay

You: The easter bunny isn't real either

Stranger: Much like God

You: No God is real

You: Have faith

Stranger: L2Spell newfriend

You: I don't know what L2Spell means

Stranger: L = learn

Stranger: 2 = to

Stranger: spell = spell

Stranger: Learn 2 spell

You: What did I spell wrong?

Stranger: Isn't

Stranger: You spelled it is

You: No I spelt it correctly

Stranger: >No God is real

Stranger: you spelled isn't as is

You: I'm looking back and I don't see that.

You: Copy and paste it

Stranger: >No God is real

Stranger: you are right

Stranger: There are no real Gods

You: Yes, God is real, I agree

You: There aren't god"s" but there is a God

Stranger: I already ate, grandma =/=I already ate grandma

You: Well that must have been awful for your poor grandmother

Stranger: No God is real =/= No, God is real

Stranger: Faggot, you agreed with me

You: Why do you keep repeating yourself?

Stranger: Holy sweet sister of Fuck you're dumb.

You: I suppose I am, so?

Stranger: Read a book, dickbutt

You: What's your point

Stranger: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You: I read all the time.'

You: I've read many books in my life

You: I love to read

Stranger: All 7 years of it?

You: That and more

Stranger: 8?

You: More

You: I can assure you that I am an adult

Stranger: Well damn, maybe you should go back to 3rd Grade reading class

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My next statement was going to be, "Maybe I should." :P I wanted to see how long the person would keep insulting me if I showed it didn't bother me. Apparently not long...

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